Hank

I realize I have been very selfish and have not let my dogs speak. Henry is the greatest dog in the world, trained early to not be afraid of loud noises. In fact, often loud noises lead to really tasty things to eat. He is pissed. Thinks he lives in a democracy for Oden's sake. Why in the hell, he asks, are they able to get away with this in the land of the free and the homeless?

My girl, a Philly dog, Pooh, stands by the constitution. As long as I read it to her while I'm scratching her tummy and pulling off the ticks.

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